Funnies for RVrs

[HappyCCRVr]

I had so much fun on the one-liner's thread I thought I'd start another thread for 'more than one liners" . Here's my contribution:


Old Timer's Bar in AZ

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona...

They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents'.

They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?"

It seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ordered a martini.

In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis...shaken, not stirred, and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."

The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other.

They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand. They have each had two martinis and so far they have spent less than a dollar.

Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender said, and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime...wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same."

"Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.

The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.

One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "Oh, they're all old retired farts from Canada. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price."


(nothing against Canadians - since I am one myself)

[CharlieTwo]

I like that one. I wish I had one to post.

[Wayne MD]

Old joke, its in the humor forum on this site.

[tncruiser]

i find humor in that truth

a waitress once told me there was a difference between a Canadien and a canoe


a canoe can tip

brianj

[scenic route]

While sitting under the RV's awning enjoying a cool beverage and the mountain view from the campground, I noticed a wisp of smoke coming over the awning and blowing into the field next to us. Just then, the RV's smoke alarm broke the evening's serenity. Rushing into a 'ladened' interior that overcame the exhaust fan, I immediately knew what the source was...a forgotten pan of red hot coals that were once bags of blended tea and water. I never knew one could burn the lid of a pan to such a black hue. The DW came in asking what was on fire. I made the mistake of telling her "We either have a new Pope or you need to start using the oven timer instead of the smoke alarm". That's when my arm got all achy. Bob

[Steve N Sal]

Chinese sick leave:

"I NO Come Wok Today!!!"

Hung Chow calls his work and says "I NO come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come wok."

The boss says. "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel Great. I be at wok soon ......... You have nice house."

[CharlieTwo]

You got a chuckle out of me on that one Steve.

[Sealevel Ram]

Little boy is talking to his grandfather.
"Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"
"Sure, I think I can. Why?"
"Cause I overheard Grandma say as soon as you croak, we are going on a trip to Disney World."

[Steve N Sal]

Originally Posted by CharlieTwo

You got a chuckle out of me on that one Steve.

[Steve N Sal]

Originally Posted by Sealevel Ram

Little boy is talking to his grandfather.
"Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"
"Sure, I think I can. Why?"
"Cause I overheard Grandma say as soon as you croak, we are going on a trip to Disney World."

Good One!

[JimmyLeggett]

Originally Posted by tncruiser

i find humor in that truth

a waitress once told me there was a difference between a Canadien and a canoe


a canoe can tip

brianj

[HappyCCRVr]

humour forum? I don't see that. Perhaps it's in an old thread somewhere.

[Wayne MD]

Still an active thread, look at main subject page and drop down maybe some 25 subjects and there it is--RV humor and other funny stories or something close to that statement. Has many pages of stories,all very good. Some stories are repeated by others here, but humorous anyway.

[HappyCCRVr]

Ah, I think you may be referring to the 'one liner's' thread? This is for 'more than one liners'.