I need a lesson on slang texting

[KeatonKamper]

Before I am accused of being blonde, I am grey and forgot what my natural hair color was. LOL=laugh out loud (I know this one) but for instant:
DH=Duh husband? Maybe?
DW=Darling wife?
IDK= I don't know!?!

Sense of humor is welcome

[HappyCCRVr]

I hadn't see n those before, here is a list of texting codes for seniros...

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

[HappyCCRVr]

Web Forums Slang
That one is for web forums, like this one.

[HappyCCRVr]

And if that ain't enough, here are some more, over 3,000 of them!
You have some studying to do!

3,001 Forum Acronyms and Forum Abbreviations

[KeatonKamper]

Hahaha.....Thank you CCRCr for
The lesson and many laughs! I think you have covered all the basics!!

[Dunner]

What you may also need is a lesson in "Insert Your Own Punctuation".