Improving fuel mileage attempt.

[BigSkyBob]

In an attempt to improve fuel mileage, I installed a dual active articulated torsional drive mechanism linked to a partially linear kinematric nuclear ion accelerator that drives both rear wheels. But having a problem. The collision of magnetic loops is interfering with the photosynetic wavelength oscillation of the plasmatic magnetic fields. Perhaps the circular axis loop form is causing a partial phase transition of hadrons. I'll have to check a few things. I know, too much time on my hands.

[Mike Day]

Try a Flux Capacitor

[ronspradley]

It's a fuse............ronspradley

[pkmesser]

No, I think your grounding diode is wired backward! Correct that, and you will be up to 9.5 AU/std gravity flux.

[rmmpe]

Silly boy. It's because the Framistat is inversely connected the Bidus Rod. Fix that and the Whizkiz will revolve in the opposite direction, providing torsional stability to the deGaussing Envo-stud.

[RinkersRanch]

Too many fancy words guys. It's just the muffler bearings.
OK, Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here.

[mrschwarz]

Or radiator grease, perhaps?

[dons2346]

I've been using the same thing for years

[Ed S]

I would just put more air in the tires

[Nuge]

Your sky hook may be improperly mounted, but I'd just look up the tips for Hypermiling...

[Happycarz]

And, please tell us how you set the centrifuge diaphragm. It may be too tight.

[Norm4015]

I bought some of those magnets to place on each side of the fuel line to double my mpg. I think they line up the ions so the fuel burns better. Well, my first trip out my mileage dropped to 3.8 mpg and then I figured out the problem. Magnets have poles - a north and a south. And I had installed them backwards. After turning the magnets around my mileage jumped up to 17.4 mpg.

So my warning is to be sure to install them the correct way.

[wagon217]

Cheap parts!

[Bert_64]

Your linear kinematric nuclear ion accelerator that drives both rear wheels has not been torques to 565 newtons.

It can cause polarity reversal and effect millage gains.