''Little Red Weldin' Rod''
LITTLE RED WELDIN' ROD
By Uncle Seajay the sailor man
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, 1959, in a far away city, named Chicago, there lived a little red headed girl named ''Little Red Weldin' Rod with her near sighted dad named ''Fred'' and her mean old step mother named ''Crankie'' and her (Crankies) two ugly daughters named Frick and Frack that kept her hair pulled back in a bun (not the eating kind of a bun) and wearing an apron around her waist which was very large because she was fat and she didn't like Little Red Weldin' Rod and neither did her two daughters ''Frick and Frack'' because they were fat also but they didn't wear aprons or buns because they were lazy and expected ''Little Red Weldin' Rod'' to do all the house work while they watched soap operas and ate snacks. Anyhow,,,,,,
One day ''Little Red Weldin' Rod'' looked at her mean old step mother named ''Crankie'' and said she (little red weldin rod) was going over to grandmas house (on her daddies side, Fred) on the Harley to visit for a while and she (little red weldin rod) was going to take ''grannie'' (her daddies mom, Fred) (that was her name) some stuff to eat and drink in a basket on the Harley. So her mean old stepmother name ''Crankie'' (her daddies Freds wife) told ''Little wed reldin wod'' that she was not takin food over to ''grannie'' (Freds momma) on the Harley, because of the depressed economy because of the suspicious fire that put a lot of people out of work which may or may not have been an actual accident, over at the Walmart. And because she knew for a fact that when ''Grandpaw'' (Freds dad by there first marrage to Grandmaw, his mother) died he left an insurance policy of a sizeable sum and he, Freds dad, had been a bootlegger and had made a lot of money sellin grape wine that he and grannie (his wife) that she (grannie) kept in a shoe box under the front room bed where she (grannie) slept all alone with her cat named ''Pie Face''.
(Is everyone following this please? I am typing slow for the slow readers like Wayne the Marine)
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I am sleepy right now so I will put this on the BLOG tomorrow, maybe, if I can remember how to post on My BLOG
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