I just received this from a good friend who recently moved to Minnesota. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did!
1. I came, I thawed, I transferred.
2. Survive Minnesota - the rest or the world is easy.
3. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
4. Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.
5. Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.
6. One day it's warm - the rest of the year it's cold.
7. Minnesota - home of blonde hair and blue ears.
8. Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
9. Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
10. Land or many cultures - mostly throat.
11. Where the elite meet the sleet.
12. Minnesota: Closed for glacial repairs.
13. Land of two seasons: Winter is coming. Winter is here.
14. Minnesota - glove it or leave it.
15. Minnesota: have you jump started your kid today?
16. There are only three things you can grow in Minnesota - colder, older and fatter.
17. Many are cold, but few are frozen.
18. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa.
19. You are entering Minnesota - use alternate route.
20. Land of 10,000 Petersons.
21. Land of the ski and home of the crazed.
22. 10,000 lakes and no sharks.
23. In Minnesota, ducks don't fly south, people do.
24. Jack Frost must like Minnesota, he spends half of his life here.
Great post there is more truth to that than most may think Come see us and find out
Sounds alot like Wisconsin! We have only 2 seasons: Winter and August
Our two seasons are winter and winters coming 
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