Jack just forgot to install the plug in his RV
He was not trying to put it out to sea.
Jack's demonstration of it's ability to launch a boat
Bore out the fact that it would not float!
So all wet and soggy, they did bail
After Jack's RV failed to sail.
With laughter, the bystanders unmercifully teased
Jack knew his insurance agent would not be pleased.
So waiting for the wrecker and it's big hook
Jack thought of evasive action he could have took.
And of all the lost monies had his RV sold
At least the beer inside would still be cold.
So if asked "will this thing launch my boat"?
Just say "YES, and it will also tote"!
Jack's decision made him look not too sharp
And now his RV smells of carp.