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Old 01-05-2014, 07:23 AM   #1
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I don't think you missed anything Dirk. In other words, you are not responsible for much of anything.

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You forgot to mention,,"These posts are not intended for women who are pregnant, about to become pregnant, ever been pregnant, ever thought about becoming pregnant, or those that can spell "pregnant".
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How about;

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Or south of the border (Mexico)
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Dirk,
I really hate to say this, but you aren't wrapped right.
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Geesh. I could have used a few paragraphs.
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could you repeat that please!
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