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Old 10-11-2012, 08:04 PM   #1
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My Garmin

I have a little Garmin
It sits in my RV
A Garmin is a driver's friend
It tells you where you be

I have a little Garmin
I've had it all my life
Itís better than the normal ones
My Garmin is my wife

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene.

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the rig
It still gives its advice.

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off!
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Old 10-11-2012, 09:56 PM   #2
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Good one Dogpatch!
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:49 PM   #3
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Garmins read these forums. Yoooos in biggg trouble!!
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That is absolutely priceless!!!
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