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10-25-2011, 02:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
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New plan to save the economy
To save the economy, on October 30, 2011, Congress will announce that they are ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!
.....see you on the bus.
P.S SAVE ME A WINDOW SEAT
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10-25-2011, 02:22 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
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An old prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.
He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance... Never really wanted to."
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector --not wanting to get a toe blown off-- started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.
When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's butt?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... But... I've always wanted to."
There are a few lessons for us all here:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid..
I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you?
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10-25-2011, 02:58 PM
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Registered User
Vintage RV Owners Club Gulf Streamers Club
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Indiana
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Just one lesson came from that - Save the last bullet for the old man..
Cya's
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10-25-2011, 03:04 PM
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Senior Member
Heartland RV Club
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 696
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I'm not old enough to get on the buss, will someone please tell the folks at AARP to leave me alone.
Wayne
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2012 Redwood Fifth Wheel
2013 F350 Dually
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10-25-2011, 03:19 PM
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Senior Member
Vintage RV Owners Club
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Port Hadlock, Washington
Posts: 2,855
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tallyrver
I think we should hijack her threads
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Amateurs...
Francesca
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10-25-2011, 03:24 PM
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Senior Member
Heartland RV Club
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 696
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I knew you couldn't resist
You still love us.
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Wayne and Debbie
2012 Redwood Fifth Wheel
2013 F350 Dually
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10-25-2011, 03:27 PM
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Registered User
Fleetwood Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Back in Philly for the fall heading to Sunshine before the snow flies
Posts: 1,485
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunner
An old prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.
He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance... Never really wanted to."
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector --not wanting to get a toe blown off-- started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.
When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's butt?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... But... I've always wanted to."
There are a few lessons for us all here:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid..
I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you?
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10-25-2011, 03:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tallyrver
I'm not old enough to get on the buss, will someone please tell the folks at AARP to leave me alone.
Wayne
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Wanna buy a vowel... I mean hat?
Any relation to Bob Tally?
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10-25-2011, 03:39 PM
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Registered User
Vintage RV Owners Club Gulf Streamers Club
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Indiana
Posts: 4,951
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10-25-2011, 03:47 PM
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Senior Member
Vintage RV Owners Club
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Port Hadlock, Washington
Posts: 2,855
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(Left to right):
Curley...Moe...Larry...
Hey!
Same order as the first three post ers in this thread!
Francesca
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10-25-2011, 04:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Bossier City,Louisiana
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Just Think! if all us old folks were shipped out of the country this is what will happen.
1- there will be no money in any banks
2- no credit card companies would ever get paid
3- all the grocery stores would go out of business
4- all the doctors would go broke
5- drug stores would fold
6- and our kids would not know who to call when they need money
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10-25-2011, 05:11 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 428
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LMAO
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10-25-2011, 06:00 PM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Bartlett, TN
Posts: 786
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I'll drive!
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2003 Winne Adventurer, Ford F53 V-10. Toad:1992 S-10, Road Master Falcon 2 Tow bar, Blue Ox Patriot brake system and Protect-a-Tow. Right is right even if no one is doing it; Wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it--St Augustine of Hippo. Navy (ret).
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10-25-2011, 08:41 PM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Francesca
Yeah...That's it!
All the stooges in a nice little row...
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I've tried to be all three stooges all at once, but I failed.
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