I am so broke I cant pay attention ( when asked for $ )
I will rip your arm off and beat you with it ( When you really screwed up)
You got what you deserved ( after picking a fight and losing )
You want me to get the shalelie ( cat of 9 tails pick one)
Use your head for more than a hat
If you cant beat them out smart them
When pigs fly ( when asking for something I knew I should not have )
But he was the greatest man on earth to make you stand up for yourself and treat others as you would want to be treated.
You cant get blood from a stone
I I tell you to [moderator edit] you better ask how high and how many piles.
Wait till I tell your dad this mess you gotten into.
Always address the Neighbors as MR and MRS __ insert last name
You can wait till the cows come home you still are not getting it.
Children are to be seen and not heard ( when company was over )
I thought I lived in a never ending life of one liners. Then I had kids and understood I Love you MOM and DAD R.I.P.