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01-11-2012, 02:03 PM
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"Hello, 9-1-1? I was out huntin' with cousin Dub and he just keeled over Dead! Whazzat? Well, I dunno if'n he's dead or not. Yeah, I'll make sure..."
*click* BOOM!
"Ok, I made sure. Now what?"
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A guy was out hunting and got lost.
He fired 3 shoots in the air......nobody came!
A short time later he fired 3 more...still nobody!
Then he ran out of arrows.
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01-14-2012, 11:32 AM
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#142
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Tiffin OH
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You know it's cold out when... dog poo goes from being a slip hazard to a trip hazard.
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1989 Winnebago Warrior 27' 460 V8
1975 Dodge Sportsman 23' built in Toledo OH
2006 EZ-Go custom painted Golf Cart.
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01-14-2012, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
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After an instrument has been fully assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
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01-26-2012, 05:50 PM
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Quote my ex used to say:
"IF I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself".
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01-26-2012, 05:51 PM
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Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
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02-02-2012, 09:16 AM
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Winnebago Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Tiffin OH
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Sign at a restaurant : Try our ham & bean soup, you'll never get better.
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02-04-2012, 03:00 PM
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I made these up. They did not come off the net.
Quantum physics is neither here nor there.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but I may have in a previous life.
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2008 Honda CRV
2 Golden Retrievers = 8 muddy paws
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02-04-2012, 05:25 PM
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Workhorse Chassis Owner National RV Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner Carolina Campers
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrIguana
Sign at a restaurant : Try our ham & bean soup, you'll never get better.
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Sign in butcher shop: "Nobody beats OUR meat."
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WARNING: See THIS THREAD before you take any of my advice.
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02-04-2012, 05:50 PM
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#149
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Nor'easters Club Tiffin Owners Club
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: ma
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, amd he'll learn how to drink beer all afternoon!
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There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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02-04-2012, 07:13 PM
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Location: Tempe, AZ
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, amd he'll learn how to drink beer all afternoon!
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I always told my married friends if they teach their husbands to fish, they would be rid of him for the weekend.
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02-04-2012, 10:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFitz...
I always told my married friends if they teach their husbands to fish, they would be rid of him for the weekend.
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That would make at least four people happy. You, DH, beer retailer and beer manufacturer.
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02-04-2012, 10:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danf7
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, amd he'll learn how to drink beer all afternoon!
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Love it. LOL
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyFitz...
I always told my married friends if they teach their husbands to fish, they would be rid of him for the weekend.
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Love this one even more!
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03-19-2012, 05:18 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Tiffin OH
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My internet bride was delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of.
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03-19-2012, 10:00 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
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Have to ask first. Are Polish jokes ok? I don't want to offend anyone.
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