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Old 02-28-2011, 01:59 AM   #1
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Only a Farm Kid

Only a Farm Kid...

When you're from the country, your perception is a little different.......

A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door

"Is your Dad home?"

"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'

The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."


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Old 02-28-2011, 05:51 AM   #2
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Good un!

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Old 02-28-2011, 11:05 AM   #3
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Real good one.
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Old 02-28-2011, 12:02 PM   #4
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Being as I grew up on a dairy farm......

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Old 02-28-2011, 04:08 PM   #5
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Sent that one on to my non-iRV2 friends.

Good one

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Old 02-28-2011, 05:31 PM   #7
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Oh good one. AND it didn't involve anyone name Bill or Hillary so I guess no one can be upset can they?
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Old 02-28-2011, 05:45 PM   #8
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Whatcha got against farmers??

Ok.. just joking
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Old 02-28-2011, 07:14 PM   #9
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Not a farmer but I think that is called servicing.Our polititians are doing it to us all the time.
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haha..good one, I too past this one on..


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