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SCHIZOPHRENIA: -- Do You Hear What We Hear?
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AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.
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NARCISSIST -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing - All About Me.
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MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and
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MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
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PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.
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BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
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FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna Cry ; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why .
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OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
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AG ORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.
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SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland --Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe.
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OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I Burned Down the House.
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SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER -- Have Your self a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate .
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ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You.... Hey Look!!! It's Snowing!!!
Everyone can realte to this and have a bit of fun with it!!
Pat