R U an RV Mutant too?

[Possum]

I have a little Satnav,
It sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend,
It tells you where you are

I have a little Satnav,
I've had it all my life.
It isn't like the normal ones -
My Satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions,
Especially how to drive -
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says,
"You're doing thirty five."

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake,
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green -
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene.

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear,
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device,
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice!

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught,
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while . . .
I could turn the bloody thing off.

[Suspinz]

Originally Posted by TEFFY

Are any muties going to the Texas Boomers Bash over Memorial day at Lake Conroe? We're thinking about going since the GC was so great. ....
I'd Like to hear from anyone that's leaning in that direction.

Hi Bob --

I'm always leaning one direction or another, but since I'm in IL, I reckon that doesn't count.

So many TX Mutants: you could take over those Boomers!

Hi to Stephanie!

Cheers!
Sue

[Diwizi]

Originally Posted by Possum

I have a little Satnav,
It sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend,
It tells you where you are

I have a little Satnav,
I've had it all my life.
It isn't like the normal ones -
My Satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions,
Especially how to drive -
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says,
"You're doing thirty five."

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake,
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green -
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene.

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear,
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device,
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice!

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught,
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while . . .
I could turn the bloody thing off.

Oh Dennis.... You are too cute....



Diane is retired and lazy........ So please excuse the fat lazy finger slides.....

[Wayne M]

Texas Boomers have members from Denmark, so is Illinois close to there?

We would like to go, but Earlene getting to full recovery is more at hand. Especially since we want to go East as soon as she can.

If you are so inclined as to attend a Texas Boomer's get-to-gather, just bring some pink chickens with you and you'll fit right in.

[Suspinz]

Originally Posted by Cart

Hello Mutants,

Pouring rain in Paducah, KY. Suppose to be better tomorrow. Went downtown yesterday and found some nice cafe's and watched the barges on the river.

Abbie doesn't do rain well.

Too bad about the rain! Send it up our way; we need it.

How was Metropolis? Pics?

See you soon?

Cheers!
Sue

[Suspinz]

[QUO TE=Wayne M;2051337]Texas Boomers have members from Denmark, so is Illinois close to there?

We would like to go, but Earlene getting to full recovery is more at hand. Especially since we want to go East as soon as she can.

If you are so inclined as to attend a Texas Boomer's get-to-gather, just bring some pink chickens with you and you'll fit right in.[/QUOTE]


Denmark???

Go, Earlene! We're still sending those healing Ooohhhmmms to augment all the big bruiser Wayne's attentions. Ya hafta heal soon so you can stand on yer own 2 feet again!

Anybody know where I can get a pink chikin?

Cheers!
Sue

[MartySQ]

Originally Posted by Cart

Hello Mutants,

Pouring rain in Paducah, KY. Suppose to be better tomorrow. Went downtown yesterday and found some nice cafe's and watched the barges on the river.

Abbie doesn't do rain well.

Can't have the rainbow to ride without it!

[Suspinz]

Originally Posted by Diwizi

Oh Dennis.... You are too cute....



Diane is retired and lazy........ So please excuse the fat lazy finger slides.....

How's it going, Diane? Up and fending for yourself yet, or only sometimes? Still sending Ooohhhmmms your way.

Boy do we have a bunch of incapacitated folks! Ooohhhmmms going out every whichaway! We'll soon have the whole world in harmony at this rate.

Cheers!
Sue
PS: Martin was to go for his PT evaluation this morning but the therapist called in sick. She must have heard who it was!

[SarahW]

Originally Posted by Suspinz

Anybody know where I can get a pink chikin?

Cheers!
Sue

Here ya go, Sue.

[Suspinz]

Originally Posted by SarahW

Here ya go, Sue.

Gee thanks, Sarah! I think we've just been flamingoed!

[Diwizi]

Originally Posted by Suspinz

How's it going, Diane? Up and fending for yourself yet, or only sometimes? Still sending Ooohhhmmms your way.

Boy do we have a bunch of incapacitated folks! Ooohhhmmms going out every whichaway! We'll soon have the whole world in harmony at this rate.

Cheers!
Sue
PS: Martin was to go for his PT evaluation this morning but the therapist called in sick. She must have heard who it was!

Hey Sue..... Only sometimes.... Which translates to what i pick and choose.... Made cheesecake yesterdat, made bread from kefir, just baked and ate. But limited on lifting..... And sore.... Superglue still on incisions.... Lol.. Dr listened when i said i was allergic to tape.... Only tape was ekg stickies and yes those break me out.... But thanks, doing well, but not sitting up well enough to paint.




Diane is retired and lazy........ So please excuse the fat lazy finger slides.....

[Davdeb1]

Originally Posted by Dunner

It's actually Dometic. Common mistake that I think the company did on purpose to get people to buy a Domestic product.

I know, its that stupid auto fill on my Nexus Tablet and I didn't look at it

[Moonrover]

Originally Posted by Possum

I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car. A Satnav is a driver's friend, ....

Possum ... I think that I may have the upgraded model Satnav. Mine will inform me about all the great parking spots that I just drove past. No doubt, with time, the newer models will have even more features.

[Moonrover]

Originally Posted by Wayne M

Moonrover, Remind us what was wrong with the chariot.

Do you want to read the book or wait for the movie to come out?