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Diwizi · 07-24-2015, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Wayne M

"The Juicers"

Well.... We are in this group as well......
Hmmmm when you squeeze all the rainbow colors ya get V-8 juice..... Or is it tropical PUNCH (tp)......

Diane toftSFM#64....... (The Original Fast Talking Sliding Finger Mutant) and is retired, duh!

rezman · 07-24-2015, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CampDaven

Well, we are on a Western theme, but few to none cowboy squirt pistols out there. I'm thinking hand gun squirt pistols. Everyone has fun. Nobody drowns.

But.... but... I want to be the rifleman.

CampDaven · 07-24-2015, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by rezman

But.... but... I want to be the rifleman.

K. I like easy competition, Luke McCain!
Y'all's think up cowboy tunes for Guitar Dave to play, eh?

huntnski · 07-24-2015, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by rezman

But.... but... I want to be the rifleman.

All the gunfights I've been in, the one with the biggest gun, makes the rules!

CampDaven · 07-24-2015, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by huntnski

All the gunfights I've been in, the one with the biggest gun, makes the rules!

The one with biggest gun loses to the fastest, most accurate pistol.
Utah law.
Placement of the "wet" determines damage. Center mass: dead. Arm: cant use it. Leg: gotta limp.
Wearing a poncho: takes 2 center mass wettings to kill. (Yes I have a poncho)
No head shots!
Eh?

huntnski · 07-24-2015, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CampDaven

K. I like easy competition, Luke McCain!
Y'all's think up cowboy tunes for Guitar Dave to play, eh?

LaGrange - Z Z Top
Tush - Z Z Top

CampDaven · 07-24-2015, 07:26 AM

Fast draw and squirt competition:
Judge rings bell, one shot per shooter, and judge is final arbiter of who was first and damage, wounded or killed.

huntnski · 07-24-2015, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CampDaven

Fast draw and squirt competition:
Judge rings bell, one shot per shooter, and judge is final arbiter of who was first and damage, wounded or killed.

With this group of Outlaws, The Judge better be prepared to get wet!
Signed -Sore Loser Slim!

CampDaven · 07-24-2015, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Diwizi

Well.... We are in this group as well......
Hmmmm when you squeeze all the rainbow colors ya get V-8 juice..... Or is it tropical PUNCH (tp)......

Diane toftSFM#64....... (The Original Fast Talking Sliding Finger Mutant) and is retired, duh!

A V-8 Hurricane? With twin turbos?

CampDaven · 07-24-2015, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by huntnski

With this group of Outlaws, The Judge better be prepared to get wet!

Signed -Sore Loser Slim!

I'm thinking Sore-Loser Round Harry. Or the Magical Mullet. Horrible Hairy?

Dogpatch · 07-24-2015, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Wayne M

"The Juicers"

"Squeeze me like Lemon till the Cash runs down my Leg"

huntnski · 07-24-2015, 07:57 AM

Ok, fore those afraid to get wet we could have an alternate competition.
String stretched horizontal, clothespin holding One square of TP for each shooter.
Shooters line up same distance from string and on the count of 3 start firing.
Winner is first to completely soak their square!

Only person who's in danger here, the judge! I nominate Dave our own # 1 or I guess since we're using TP #2 would be more appropriate!

Papawto5 · 07-24-2015, 08:27 AM

Been away - - Reds vs. Cubs, day/night doubleheader with 10 yo grandson.

Steve - - -
count us among the attendees at Ebanezzer's at BC.

Ohms your way for good news on "the thing" on your neck.

Also, I have a $20 bill that I'll give you at Bryce if necessary. Your job is to wander into the local casino, put $20 into a $5 machine, set the "play" for one $5.00 play per pull, play 4 pulls, and then bring the winnings to Bryce. I will split the winnings with you (or give you the $20 that I owe you lol).

Concerning the shootout at Bryce Canyon, I hereby volunteer to be THE JUDGE. I will take each of your cell phones or ipads/tablets and duct tape them to my body during the competition. I, thereby, will remain "high and dry" as THE JUDGE.

BTW, I hope that Don and Colleen are packing a freezer full of that special Kansas sausage. My mouth is watering.

Oh yea, microwave should materialize at the dealership early next week. Check out target for "coach" is Friday. Geeeeesh, I wish I could believe half of the bull they're laying on us abut so-called ordering problems during the "longest repair process known to mankind". NO part supplier can be as incompetent as the dealership wants us to believe. Me thinks that we're just on the back burner and the "ordering problems" justify the wait. End of rant. . . . . . . . .

Moonrover · 07-24-2015, 08:52 AM

I'm starting to like the competition suggestions! Methinks everyone near the scene, spectators and all will become part of the body count. Trigger happy mutants are not to be trusted.

Bet some sneaky mutant will mix a bit of corn starch with the water ammo. This gives a narrower "beam" of water per squirt, and improves range. Not to mention the gooey mess it makes on the surprised victim.

Maybe I should grab my video camera and head out to the Bryce shoot out. The vid would be fantastic when played back in slo-mo. Music dubbed in could be a honky tonk tune like used for the Keystone Cops.