Senior Teenager

[UFO Pilot]

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance (pensions).

I have my own pad.

I don’t have a curfew.

I have a driver’s licence and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

And I don’t have acne.

Life is great.

[gbburgess]

Yep, but I am to also to old to get in much trouble anymore! Besides, I cannot see without my glasses, can't eat without my teeth, can't get to far from the bathroom, don't have a motorcycle now (even if I could get my leg over it) and according to DW all of my 1960's wardrobe was worn out years ago (and should be destroyed) and I cannot get any more paisley shirts - Darn.