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Old 04-02-2012, 06:14 AM   #1
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Southern ingenuity

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away
from a lake.

... The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?"

"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish??"

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while.
Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."

"What a line of bull....you're under arrest."

The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"

"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"

The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"

"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH," replied the warden!

"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.


We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.


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flashy new BMW roaring down a dirt road in the middle of Amherst County VA.... old farmer leaning against a fence post taking a break from chopping the right of way. BMW driver slams on the brakes, backs up, rolls down the window...
"Hey, old timer; which way to the Interstate?"
"I dunno, son."
"Well, which way to the main highway?"
"I dunno, son."
"Well, how do I get to Lynchburg from here?"
"Well, son.."
"Sure, Sure... you don't know! you're pretty dumb, aren't you?"
"Mebbe... but, I ain't LOST, Sonny."
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Just so you know....

I am a retired Government employee
Worked in the Detroit, MI area for over a quarter century

I'm parked in South Carolina.... And that is about the funniest story I've heard today, Good job.
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