Go Back   iRV2 Forums > iRV2.com COMMUNITY FORUMS > Just Conversation
Click Here to Login
Join iRV2 Today

Mission Statement: Supporting thoughtful exchange of knowledge, values and experience among RV enthusiasts.
Reply
  This discussion is proudly sponsored by:
Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about their products on iRV2
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 12-02-2011, 05:05 PM   #1
Registered User
 
Fleetwood Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Back in Philly for the fall heading to Sunshine before the snow flies
Posts: 1,485
Standing in line at Wal Mart

I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer.



OK not a true story but really funny
__________________

__________________
hondo122 is offline   Reply With Quote
Join the #1 RV Forum Today - It's Totally Free!

iRV2.com RV Community - Are you about to start a new improvement on your RV or need some help with some maintenance? Do you need advice on what products to buy? Or maybe you can give others some advice? No matter where you fit in you'll find that iRV2 is a great community to join. Best of all it's totally FREE!

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest so you have limited access to our community. Please take the time to register and you will gain a lot of great new features including; the ability to participate in discussions, network with other RV owners, see fewer ads, upload photographs, create an RV blog, send private messages and so much, much more!

Old 12-02-2011, 05:15 PM   #2
Senior Member
 
gfs1943's Avatar
 
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Whitney, TX
Posts: 373
Heard it before, but still laugh my a$$ off. That one's a classic.

GS
__________________

__________________
USAF, Retired (1962 - 1983)
2006 Monaco Diplomat 40 PRQ
2006 Honda CR-V Toad
gfs1943 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 05:30 PM   #3
Senior Member
 
GMRHost's Avatar
 
Vintage RV Owners Club
Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Jasper, Missouri
Posts: 339
I owe you an apology- I posted a one-liner version of this in "one-liners" lol... didn't know yours was up, at the time.
__________________
Tom - Retired OTR 20 years 2 million mile club - 1984 Diamond Maxi
I love everybody! Even some above ground!
GMRHost is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 05:46 PM   #4
Senior Member
 
num1dgh's Avatar
 
Country Coach Owners Club
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Idaho
Posts: 495
Quote:
Originally Posted by hondo122 View Post
I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer.



OK not a true story but really funny
LMAO! Too funny. I'll have to remember that.
__________________
John & Cathy Lamb
43' Winnebago Tour
num1dgh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 05:47 PM   #5
Senior Member
 
Dunner's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
Posts: 11,106
Quote:
"OK not a true story but really funny"
What makes you think it's now a true story? Maybe not for you.
__________________
2004 32' National Sea Breeze 1311 Class A on a F-53 Chassis, CHF, TST TPMS, 5Star Tune.
If Dunner (RVM23) can't fix it, it ain't broke!
Cheap Handling Fix Poll. Click Here to vote?
Dunner is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 07:03 PM   #6
Member
 
rbracing60's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Florence, SC
Posts: 64
This one is really making the rounds, I saw it on three different facebook postings and another forum already today. And it was funny everytime.
__________________
Richard & Sheila

Neko & Nilla
rbracing60 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 07:34 PM   #7
Registered User
 
Fleetwood Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Back in Philly for the fall heading to Sunshine before the snow flies
Posts: 1,485
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunner View Post
What makes you think it's now a true story? Maybe not for you.
Now that's Funny
__________________
hondo122 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 07:45 PM   #8
Senior Member
 
Dunner's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
Posts: 11,106
One-up-man-ship; I saw it over a year ago. Still funny every time I read it. I would love to be in that position, but I don't buy grocery brand dog crap with all the bi-products.

According to my so called friends, I should be having my 16# MinPins food delivered by the truck load. She still has a figure(important to ladies) and their dogs are barrel shaped. I get no respect.
__________________
2004 32' National Sea Breeze 1311 Class A on a F-53 Chassis, CHF, TST TPMS, 5Star Tune.
If Dunner (RVM23) can't fix it, it ain't broke!
Cheap Handling Fix Poll. Click Here to vote?
Dunner is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 07:46 PM   #9
TAZ
Senior Member
 
TAZ's Avatar
 
Damon Owners Club
Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Heaven's Scene
Posts: 803
Thanks. The DW and I are both LOAO... I though I had heard them all. DW says that she wished we had nieghbors like you...
__________________
2010 Damon Daybreak 3204 Sport, bunkhouse with Jeep Wrangler toad.

Improvise, adapt and overcome... "Semper Fi"
TAZ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 07:49 PM   #10
Senior Member
 
Dunner's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
Posts: 11,106
Umm, Taz, put down the adult beverages or use your spell checker. I had to close one I to read your post.
__________________
2004 32' National Sea Breeze 1311 Class A on a F-53 Chassis, CHF, TST TPMS, 5Star Tune.
If Dunner (RVM23) can't fix it, it ain't broke!
Cheap Handling Fix Poll. Click Here to vote?
Dunner is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 07:57 PM   #11
Senior Member
 
DutchStar38's Avatar
 
Newmar Owners Club
iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Sarasota,FL
Posts: 448
I can hardly type because I lauged so hard my eyes watered and I started wheezing. Very funny!
__________________
Lynda & Ronny Sarasota, Florida
2005 DutchStar DP 3809
Sammy (Brussels Griffon\Maltese)
TJ (Teacup Poodle 2.7 lbs)
DutchStar38 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 08:34 PM   #12
Senior Member
 
ghoststories's Avatar
 
National RV Owners Club
Pond Piggies Club
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,320
Thanks for the chuckle....
__________________
Darlene
2014 Gulf Stream Conquest Lite Model 218MB
2013 Chevy Traverse LT
ghoststories is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 11:17 PM   #13
RV Mutant #14
 
Wayne M's Avatar


 
Winnebago Owners Club
Texas Boomers Club
Freightliner Owners Club
iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 12,204
I was waiting for the finish to say you were sitting on the couch, licking yourself, fell off and broke your neck.
__________________
Wayne MSGT USMC (Ret) & Earlene (CinCHouse)
2015 Winnebago Tour 42QD
RVM14
It is what it is, and then it is what you make of it.
Wayne M is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2011, 11:24 PM   #14
Senior Member
 
Dunner's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
Posts: 11,106
And you think I push it.
__________________

__________________
2004 32' National Sea Breeze 1311 Class A on a F-53 Chassis, CHF, TST TPMS, 5Star Tune.
If Dunner (RVM23) can't fix it, it ain't broke!
Cheap Handling Fix Poll. Click Here to vote?
Dunner is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Broken slide/cut gas line papillon2 National RV Owner's Forum 6 11-03-2011 09:58 AM
Generator 1/4 gas line replacement DonBren Workhorse and Chevrolet Chassis Motorhome Forum 11 08-25-2011 02:36 PM
2 Diesel Fuel Line Leaks, Any Good Cummins Mechanics in Vegas? Or should I do Myself? Cummins8.3 Cummins Engines 3 08-23-2011 11:52 AM
What type of Supply line is this bmickels Winnebago Industries Owner's Forum 19 12-19-2009 11:01 PM
Cummins Campaign - Fuel Line Support Fix - ISL 400s HeresLucy Cummins Engines 38 03-29-2008 06:25 PM

» Virginia Campgrounds

Reviews provided by


Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:28 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.