The RV's Prayer
The RVers Prayer
Heavenly Father, look down on
us your humble, obedient tourist servants, who are
doomed to travel this earth, taking photographs, sending postcards, and buying souvenirs
We beseech you, O Lord, to see that our campsite is ready for us when we arrive, and
that there is space available
for us whether we have made a reservation or not. Give us
this day divine guidance in our driving. We pray that every site we receive shall be a pull-thru
, with perfect internet connections and shade.
But no trees, as they interfere
with our satellite reception
Lead us to good, inexpensive restaurants, where the wine
and a show are
included in the
price of the meal. Make the natives love us for what we are and not for what we can
contribute to their worldly goods. Grant us the strength to visit the
activities, and numerous buffets. And if we should skip a “must see” item, like Shoji’s
bathrooms, to take a nap after lunch, have mercy on us for our flesh is weak.
Dear God, protect our wives from bargains they don’t need or can’t afford.
not into temptation for they know not what they do. Almighty Father, keep our
husbands from looking at all the dancers and comparing them to us. Save them from
making fools of themselves on stage, and please
sitting in the front row.
Neal and Deb + Mya and Gizmo, the pup's
2003 Winnebago Sightseer 30B
May the roads rise up to meet you, May the winds be always at your back...