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01-11-2011, 05:10 PM
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Things I've accepted as undeniable truth in my old age.
Adult Truths
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -- but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies....Quit Laughing.
Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.
Enjoy life
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01-11-2011, 05:15 PM
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Pond Piggies Club LA Gulf Coast Campers Outdoors RV Owners Club Entegra Owners Club Skyline Owners Group
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#24....I.... can't....stop.....too.....
Thanks for sharing those!!!
Lori-
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There is great need for a sarcasm font.
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01-11-2011, 05:28 PM
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Luv this...
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01-11-2011, 09:07 PM
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Thanks Gary. That was funny. Still ROFLMAO.
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01-11-2011, 09:27 PM
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Thanks bud, that made my day too
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01-11-2011, 09:34 PM
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Solo Rvers Club Heartland RV Club
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"Let your life speak"
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01-11-2011, 09:51 PM
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sounds like you have been there done that, some of these are so true!!
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01-12-2011, 06:08 AM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Appalachian Campers
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What did you say ,Some are true? they all seem to fit .
Warm Fires---Cold Drinks
Bill
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01-12-2011, 06:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NLOVNIT
#24....I.... can't....stop.....too.....
Thanks for sharing those!!!
Lori-
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They WERE protecting thier brain!
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01-12-2011, 07:36 AM
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RV Mutant #14
Winnebago Owners Club Texas Boomers Club Freightliner Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
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Huh? I don't get it.
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It is what it is, and then it is what you make of it.
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01-12-2011, 08:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne M
Huh? I don't get it.
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can you hear me ???
I know you could hear or understand if i said
LIBERTY call
fastest way to get the dead up off their backsides
i can strongly relate to everyone of the listed issues.
especially 4, 5 and 6
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01-12-2011, 09:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary - K7GLD
Adult Truths
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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... Isn't it the truth? I HATE that when I was so sure I was right!
Thanks for sharing.
Rick
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01-12-2011, 02:08 PM
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01-17-2011, 11:12 AM
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that actually was funny, every one of them
i winced at #22, darn i get preoccupied with thoughts sometimes and just plain can't think
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