You know you're old when...

[wa8yxm]

You know you are old when half the numbers in your speed dial all have the same first name and that name is "Doctor"

[GENECOP]

When the 20 year old girls you used look at as older women now look like children...

[George Z]

Your old when you teach a young person something an old guy taught you.

yep, I'm old

[Francesca]

Originally Posted by George Z

Your old when you teach a young person something an guy taught you.

I know I'm old 'cause I'd forget to put the word in between there, too!

Francesca

[dukenrock]

*Happy hour is a nap

*It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired

[num1dgh]

Okay, here's a sad case: you know you're old when you need to tighten the screws in your glasses (with bifocals), but need to wear your sunglasses (with bifocals) to be able to see the screw.

[NITEHAWK]

You forget what you were talking about and you repeat yourself or you forget what you were talking about and you repeat yourself and you forget what------

[Billieg]

Originally Posted by num1dgh

Okay, here's a sad case: you know you're old when you need to tighten the screws in your glasses (with bifocals), but need to wear your sunglasses (with bifocals) to be able to see the screw.

Good one and so true.

You know you are old when a friend says "You were so right in what you said yesterday" and you can't remember what you said... and you're too ashamed to admit it

[JimM68]

I am not old....
But my favorite movie is anything starring John Wayne

[SRT]

Originally Posted by wa8yxm

You know you are old when half the numbers in your speed dial all have the same first name and that name is "Doctor"

Yup, plus I'm in a lung drug study which adds some more fun (been a "lab rat" for 5 years).

[Rick Long]

You know you're old when your favotite show as a kid was...

"The Inner Sanctom"...

...on the RADIO!!

[RustyJC]

How about when you're restoring a 40+ year old motorcycle - that you bought new??

Rusty

[sgtjoe]

You remember when there was penny candy.

You followed the Ice truck waiting for the guy to "accidently" drop a block.

You know why the Three Musketeer candy bar was called that name.

Your Military serial number was not your SSN.

You remember DEleware 3-3333

A Party Line wasn't something you snorted

You remember the kid in the weird hat with long hair named Buster Brown who lived in a shoe with his dog, what's his name

You still recall Flub-a-dub, Mr. Buster and Dilly Dally

Finally, you remember your first crush, Princess Summer Fall Winter Spring
(did I get that right)
Or your second crush Annette

OK, one more, how about your peditrician who examined you with a cig hanging out of his mouth and it looked like the ashes were about to fall on you.

None of your friends running with scissors or sticks fell on them or poked an eye out.

OK, last one I promise;

Mom didn't work and cooked dinner and baked pies for the family who sat down and ate together.

[okmunky]

Originally Posted by sgtjoe

... You remember the kid in the weird hat with long hair named Buster Brown who lived in a shoe with his dog, what's his name?

.... together.

Was the dog's name Tag?