You know you're old when...

[okmunky]

...your favorite radio station changes it's format to OLDIES and plays all the same songs as before.

[Chickadee]

okmunky:

THAT'S GREAT !!! Yup,...thought those songs sounded familiar.

Steve & Lynette

[Seajay]

You know you are old when...
You buy a ''Snickers bar'' and it costs 99 cents....
a gallon of gas is 3.89
there is an old man looking back at you when you shave.
you havent needed to comb your hair in years.
you can not remember exactly what day it is...
you dont care what day it is....
you have the time and money to go anywhere you want to go,,,,,,,,, and you are happy at home......
a lot of your lifetime friends are already dead.....
you have a bag of silver coins that you dont cash in because you might get cheated.....
you have old photos of people and you cant remember who they are...
most of the young people you meet call you ''Sir'' or ''Popps'' or ''The Old guy''...(i usually hit them with my cane)
you go to the grocery store and you get a ''cart'' to use for a ''walker''.....
you cant find your car in a small parking lot so you hit the ''Horn alarm'' and you can not hear it blowing but everyone else can.
you or your wife pass gass and you cant figure out exactly ''Who Done It''....
you can put an XXX rated video and dose off.....
your ''can do'' cant keep up with your ''want too''......
young people you know ask if they are included in your will and can they have your shotgun because you dont use it no more...
you answer these silly questions posted on IRV2 forums ....lol....

Lets all thank a Vet for all our freedoms......

[melvonnar]

Let me add one more;
You get somewhere but you haven't a clue how you got there.
Or what your there for.

[DRosedale]

I was going to post something, but I can't remember what it was?? Can someone help???

[RJay]

You know your old when:

Your hair stops growing on your head and starts growing in your ears.

[JimM68]

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJay You know your old when: Your hair stops growing on your head and starts growing in your ears.

[Madisons]

These are great. Thanks for the smiles.

Madisons

[wnytaxman]

You know you're old when you think of your favorite TV heros like the Lone Ranger, Superman, and the Cisco Kid in black and white, not in color.

[TXiceman]

TV.......Shoot, we did not have a TV until I was 6 years old and we moved to Corpus Christi, TX. We had ONE snowy channel to watch.

Ken

[Billieg]

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

[RoyM]

Quote:

Originally Posted by melvonnar Let me add one more; You get somewhere but you haven't a clue how you got there. Or what your there for.

Shoot, now ya tell me. I didn't know I was old until that.

[ka6bud]

We know what is second to go,but can't remember what is first

Joe

[Francesca]

You know you're old when they stop asking if you want the senior discount and start giving it to you automatically.

Happened to me for the first time just last week

Francesca