Only in Texas

[Madame Boomer]

This was sent to me by Gayle and Tommy Nelson, our iRV2.com friends from Alabama, this morning. I thought it too cute not to share!!!

<span class="ev_code_RED">HERE'S A LIST OF PLACES TO TRAVEL IN TEXAS</span>

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">if you need to be cheered up</span>

Happy, Texas 79042
Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you love the Sun</span>
Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want something to eat</span>
Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want to travel outside of Texas but stay within the state</span>
Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you feel like traveling outside the country and not buy a plane ticket</span>
Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian , Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want to visit the whitehouse</span>
Whitehouse , Texas 75791


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want to go someplace out of this world</span>
Earth , Texas 79031


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want to visit a city within a state</span>
Texas City , Texas 77590

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need to be rejuvenated</span>
Energy , Texas 76452


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you like cold weather</span>
Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you like to read about History</span>
Santa Anna , Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo , Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need office supplies</span>
Staples , Texas 78670

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need to prove Men are from Mars and women are from</span>
Venus , Texas 76084

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you're on the border</span>
Texline , Texas 79087

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need something for the kids</span>
Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need other city names to make you smile</span> :
Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas

Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883

Twitty, Texas 79079
Whiteface , Texas 79379

*And last but not least. The Anti-Al Gore City*
Kilgore , Texas 75662


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Don't forget to visit</span>
Muleshoe
Cut n shoot,
Hoop And Holler,
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell , Texas
And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
KNOTT , TEXAS

[Madame Boomer]

This was sent to me by Gayle and Tommy Nelson, our iRV2.com friends from Alabama, this morning. I thought it too cute not to share!!!

<span class="ev_code_RED">HERE'S A LIST OF PLACES TO TRAVEL IN TEXAS</span>

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">if you need to be cheered up</span>

Happy, Texas 79042
Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you love the Sun</span>
Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want something to eat</span>
Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want to travel outside of Texas but stay within the state</span>
Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you feel like traveling outside the country and not buy a plane ticket</span>
Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian , Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want to visit the whitehouse</span>
Whitehouse , Texas 75791


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want to go someplace out of this world</span>
Earth , Texas 79031


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you want to visit a city within a state</span>
Texas City , Texas 77590

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need to be rejuvenated</span>
Energy , Texas 76452


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you like cold weather</span>
Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you like to read about History</span>
Santa Anna , Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo , Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need office supplies</span>
Staples , Texas 78670

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need to prove Men are from Mars and women are from</span>
Venus , Texas 76084

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you're on the border</span>
Texline , Texas 79087

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need something for the kids</span>
Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">If you need other city names to make you smile</span> :
Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas

Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883

Twitty, Texas 79079
Whiteface , Texas 79379

*And last but not least. The Anti-Al Gore City*
Kilgore , Texas 75662


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Don't forget to visit</span>
Muleshoe
Cut n shoot,
Hoop And Holler,
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell , Texas
And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
KNOTT , TEXAS

[Don (W5IT)]

They seem to have missed two other towns in Texas that will "Raise eybrows" for some.

Climax, TX in Collin County, and another Climax, TX in Nacogdoches County.

[allendp]

And of course ifn you want to wax your hachie (whatever a hachie is) you can go to Waxahachie.