As the self appointed Grand Cooter (ritual leader) I have taken it upon myself to appoint positions of honor and respect to all fellow Cooter Clan members. From this day foward please address these individuals with the dignity their positions deserve.
Ayrtle -

The one and only true Florida Cooter

Byrtle - Dave & Joann -
Founding Cooter - (first holders of the stick)
Dyrtle - Tom & Dee -
Father Cooter - (oldest shell in the Clan)
Eyrtle - Rick & Cheryl -
Grand Cooter - (ritual leader)
Fyrtle - Jim & Carolyn -
Mama Cooter - (overseer of Cooter behavior)
Gyrtle - Bill & Jan -
Chef Cooter - (provider of nourishments and drinks)
Myrtle - Jon & Sharon -
Jester Cooter - (provider of entertainment)
Zyrtle - Jim & MJ -
Deputy Cooter - (controller of non-outrageous behavior)
Jyrtle - Joe & Linda -

(neophyte to find the meaning 10/26/07)
Cyrtle - Marty & Sharon -

(neophyte to find the meaning 10/26/07)
Lyrtle - Larry & Mary -

(neophyte to find the meaning 10/26/07)
Hyrtle - Dreke -

(neophyte to find the meaning 10/26/07)