Ok Joe,,,,,,,,, here is the short version........
my name is Seajay the sailor man and I drive a 2000 white over brown Pace Arrow with NC tag that says ''CJ & Willa''. (I'm the one with the mushtash, Willa is the pretty one without a mustash and brown eyes) Our toad is a 04 Ford Ranger the color of road dust with a white boat on top.
Here is the deal ...................
If or When you should see me in a campground, parking lot, Flying J, truck stop, Wallyworld parking lot or anywhere my wheels aint moving PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK FOR ASSISTANCE AS NEEDED. You absolutely are not degrading yourself or being a burden to me because of some ''limitation'' you may have. I can check a fuse, change a bulb, check oil, check tire pressure and ''air them up with my new compressor'', I am smarter than any box of door knobs when it comes to electrical problems and if I can see it and lift it, I can usually fix it. (did I mention my new air compressor I carry in the basement?)
Also, UNDERSTAND THIS. All this smartness aint free. There is a standard charge of ten cents blanket fee for any and all assistance rendered concerning my capabilities and experience. (good help aint cheap no more like it use to be)
Also, I, Seajay the sailor man, do extend this offering to any person with ''limitations'', my assistance, as needed. (keep in mind the ten cents blanket fee for services rendered. Dumb looks and drooling are still free) (I also have a new air compressor I carry in my basement for blowing up thingies with...)
Be safe on the road my brother camper and NEVER HESITATE TO ASK FOR HELP AS NEEDED. I am sure there are many others like myself that would be honored to assist as to their capabilities. (and they might not charge the ten cents like I do)
Did I mention that I have a new air compressor that I use for blowing up stuff like tires and other stuff that I carry in my basement and air matresses and bicycle tires and other stuff that you may need ''hot air in'' if there aint no MARINE around close to ''blow hard''......lol........''PING''....... Gotcha Wayne the Marine.....(just staying in practice Wayne. All in fun my brother)
God bless our troops and bring them home real soon ....
God bless our vets ...... They insured our freedom ......
(gotta stop cause I gotta go ''tinkle'')