Willa and I have three classic cars that we drive when we are home. (its a real treat to drive 3 cars when there aint but two of us)
Anyhow, when we left for Florida in early December I decided it would be a really good idea to ''hid the car keys'' so no one could break in and steal our cars....
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I told Willa that I was gonna hide the keys and she said OK but she failed to ask me where I was ''going to hide them''............
I hid them in the least likely place that a thief would look. I hid them in the laundry basket in the wash room......
We packed up and went to Florida and got back home in March. We went thru the usual unpacking of stuff out of the refregrator in the coach. Willa our meds in and the dirty laundry.... (you'r gettin ahead of me). She stuffed the dirty laundry in the laundry basket. YEP..... THE PLOT THICKENS.....
''Honey, where are the keys to the Subaru? I need to go to the market....''
''UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH....... I hid them somewhere....... HUMMMMMMM?
We started looking. I could not remember where i had HID THE KEYS....
I said shux ......
I looked above the washer in the cabinet..... NOPE.......
I looked in the dryer and the washer ........ NOPE.....
I asked Willa if I told her where I had hid the keys.... She said she knew I had hidden them but she didnt know where.
I finally remembered that I had put them in the laundry basket. I searched the first three layers in the basket .. NO KEYS ..... I said shux again......
Finally, in desperation, I simply dumped the laundry basket in the floor ...]
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAA...... THE KEYS FELL OUT ......
Here is the moral of the story ...
When you leave home and you leave your vehicles behind ......
BE SURE TO HIDE YOUR KEYS FOR SAME .........
If you are really stupid like me you will need to leave a ''stickie note'' on the door saying THE KEYS ARE IN LAUNDRY BASKET. So you can find them when you get back home .....
Remember this ...... .If you use this valuable information you must pay me ten cents the next time you see me because these bright ideas are not easy to come by........ but on the other hand ....... IF YOU HIDE YOUR KEYS AND CANT FIND THEM ......... I NEVER KNEW YOU .....
GOD BLESS OUT TROOPS AND BRING THEM HOME SAFE AND SOON
GOD BLESS OUR VETS FOR THIER SERVICE TO THIS GREAT NATION
Seajay the sailor man ...
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