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Beer drinking rules in the Corps
A Fly in my Beer
One day an Army sgt, a Navy seaman , and a Marine walked into a bar together.
They each bought a gallon of beer. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their beers, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Army sgt pushed his beer away in disgust.
TheNavay seaman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The MARINE, too, picked the fly out of his drink, but then held it out over the beer and yelled, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU THIEF!!!"
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