Fellow Marines, you'll get a kick out of this one

[WILD-BILL]

At least I did


MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won’t even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,




SEMPER FI

[Yondog]

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Originally Posted by WILD-BILL At least I did MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won’t even notice it. Please enjoy the security we provide for you. Best regards, SEMPER FI

Semper Fi

[Yondog]

Quote:

Originally Posted by WILD-BILL At least I did MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won’t even notice it. Please enjoy the security we provide for you. Best regards, SEMPER FI

Wild Bill,
Been to the Museum in Quantico?

USMC
67-73

[WILD-BILL]

No I haven't

I'd like to some day but right now drag racing seems to take up just about all my vacation time

[mustang652]

That's got to be the best one I've seen in quit a while. Thank you, Welcome Home and thank you for your service.

[WILD-BILL]

Don't thank me to much. I wasn't deployed and actually got disharged back in 97

[Yondog]

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Originally Posted by WILD-BILL Don't thank me to much. I wasn't deployed and actually got disharged back in 97

So you are just a youngster....