Me and Wayne

[Seajay]

I just love to sit on the sidelines and watch a Marine and a Army guy ''have at each other''..... Growl, Slash, Snap, ''Bang'', Giggle, Hit below the belt, Splat and Thud...... If you tossed both of these guys in a big sack along with two shovels of dirt and some sweat and shook the bag real hard, I would suspect when you dumped the bag you would have pretty much a ''matched pair'' of some of the finest, toughest, meanest, ugliest, stinkiest, bad (blank) fighting team the world has ever seen. I will say this now and stand behind my statement...... I am (blank) glad these guys are on our side when the chips are down 'cause, when you mess with one of them, you got both of them to whip and both of them FIGHT TO WIN...........
One more thing..... Us Sailors have no need to be ''gut ripper'', ''head bashing'', ''dirt eating'' killing machines 'cause that is why we haul around our Marines....... Nuff said......
Words can not describe how proud I am to be one of you guys .......

[Seajay]

Note to Taz the Marine......
As sailors we take a special class in boot camp that is not advertised to the general services. We are trained to ''look out for our Marines'' It is our duty as the ''Superior Force'' to see to the welfare and safe keeping of our little brothers and to make them feel ''needed''. This is why we provide Navy ships for them to sail on, Navy doctors to keep them well and to put them back together when they step on something that goes ''BOOM'', Navy aircraft maintained by Navy mechanics and Navy ''small boats'' for haulin' them ashore and back to the Navy ship when we send them out to hurt someone we dont like. Of course My Navy takes care of all the complicated stuff like logistics, planning and the overall way to accomplish a complicated mission and we let our Marines do the ''boots on the ground'' stuff because this is what they are good at and what their training is all about. We give them some raw liver, 6 thirty round mags of ammo, a couple ''nades'' and stand them on the fan tail and tell them that ''some bad guys over on shore made a disparaging (bad) remark (talk) about your parenting (mom and dad) and then said that the Marine Corps was a bunch of ''candy (blanks)'' and could not whip a girl scout troop. We then send them over to the beach providing good air cover and good off shore bombardment as needed and then we feel really sorry for the bad guys that said the bad things about Our Marines 'cause we know that they are getting their (blanks) handed to them by Our Marine Corp. When the smoke clears and the dust settles we go get Our Marines, haul 'um back to the ship, patch them up, feed them good Navy chow and let them rest doing simple stuff on the Navy ship while we haul them to the next ''hot spot'' as needed. Simply stated ......
My Navy Needs our Marine Corps.....

(Taz, You just got a through ''PINGING'' by one of the best ''Pingers'' on this chat network)
May God bless you and all who serve this great nation.
Semper Fi my brother....