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09-28-2011, 06:57 AM
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09-28-2011, 07:23 AM
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 Rock solid way to get a laugh first thing in the morning, Like it as well as the Marine pilot in 1st Gelf war who tells Iraq air controller we will wait for interceptors.
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09-30-2011, 02:13 PM
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A Naval officer was on a horse, losing his grip and almost falling out of the saddle. Holding on to the horse's mane and nearly slipping off every few seconds, he frantically screamed for help. This went on for a full ten minutes.
All of a sudden out of nowhere a Marine officer came up alongside of him and hollered to him to relax, everything was going to be okay, he would help the Navy guy get everything under control. The Naval officer, almost in tears as the horse kept galloping, felt a surge of enormous relief when the Marine reached down and unplugged the horse from in front of the crowded mall entrance
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10-01-2011, 11:24 AM
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Best laugh I've had today... Reminds me of the German Air Traffic Controller who ask the somewhat older than he pilot if he'd ever been there before.
Just once, but we did not land.
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10-04-2011, 08:17 PM
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Workhorse Chassis Owner Damon Owners Club
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Thanks! I shared these with the bellbottoms that work for me. Yu all made my day.
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Improvise, adapt and overcome... "Semper Fi"
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10-04-2011, 10:24 PM
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I heard the horse story the other way around.
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If you are coming to AK let me know. Love it here and love sharing AK with others.
2009 Safari Cheetah 40 SKQ
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10-05-2011, 05:21 AM
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Yeh, the navy also switches the story around about washing hands when using the head too. 
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Improvise, adapt and overcome... "Semper Fi"
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10-05-2011, 08:20 AM
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Good one. 
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10-05-2011, 08:51 AM
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Good one Wayne! 
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10-05-2011, 10:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TAZ
Yeh, the navy also switches the story around about washing hands when using the head too. |
It's true they did teach us not to pee on our fingers.
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If you are coming to AK let me know. Love it here and love sharing AK with others.
2009 Safari Cheetah 40 SKQ
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10-06-2011, 05:02 PM
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That's because they taught you to leave the seat down and "squat." Future wives like that.
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2008 Destination 39W
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10-07-2011, 07:27 AM
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Ford Super Duty Owner Winnebago Owners Club
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Being that I was born and reared in Texas, I heard most of these as Aggie jokes!
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10-07-2011, 09:23 AM
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Fleetwood Owners Club
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Wayne
Didn't I hear him say "This is Capt. SeaJay" ?
Larry
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10-07-2011, 10:34 AM
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Larry,
I can just hear Seajay in his Porta-Boat hailing the lighthouse through that big megaphone just below his nose! (Hee hee!)
To bad he can't answer. Maybe Willa will jump in.
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2008 Destination 39W
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