Dogs pet peeves

[Ray,IN]

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

1. Blaming your ***** on me...
not funny... not funny at all !!!


2. Yelling at me for barking..
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!



3. Taking me for a walk, then not
letting me check stuff out. Exactly,
whose walk is this anyway?


4. Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose ... stop it!


5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. how you know why we chew
your
stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooo
what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.



7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak out
every time we go back!



8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but

haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.



9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???,
Haven't you noticed the fur?



10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.



Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss
here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!

[Ray,IN]

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

1. Blaming your ***** on me...
not funny... not funny at all !!!


2. Yelling at me for barking..
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!



3. Taking me for a walk, then not
letting me check stuff out. Exactly,
whose walk is this anyway?


4. Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose ... stop it!


5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. how you know why we chew
your
stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooo
what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.



7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak out
every time we go back!



8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but

haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.



9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???,
Haven't you noticed the fur?



10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.



Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss
here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!