I also have no real interest in a warm or cold bidet, but I do have a lot of interest in a Slow Close Toilet Seat, even at a price tag of just under $100. I bet that's close to a Dometic Wood Toilet Seat pricing for the 8700, not slow close.
Most likely I would at least hook up the water portion of the seat, for my wife of course... LOL
Ted & Nancy with our fur kids Mr. Vincent & Miss Daisy
2015 Newmar Dutch Star 4018
2002 Newmar Dutch Star 3852
2020 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon