If you pay for the Coach now, before you inspect it, you may end up being a victim of "Dealership Amnesia"
, a common malady that seems to come over Sales and Management Personnel shortly after your check is cashed.
The Salesman and his Boss appear to forget who you are, similar to some forms of dementia. This requires the use of a technique such as using smelling salts to revive them. If you are lucky a simple application/waving of the sales contract under their noses will revive them long enough for them to take care of you.
In extreme cases it will require the services of a "specialist", called an "Attorney"
who can wave a new prescription, often called a "Court Summons"
under their noses. Once they temporarily recover their memory, you still often need to go to a special treatment facility called a "Court of Law"
in order to correctly diagnose your problems and develop an effective "Treatment Plan"
called a "Court Order"
so that you are taken care of. This treatment plan can run the gamut from a simple course of antibiotics called "Dealer Maintenance and Repair"
, or in rare cases, can require a total transplant to a new body or "Coach"
Be aware that all of these "specialists"
and "Treatment Facilities"
will have to be paid for by YOU.
Also be aware that the time you spend getting the issues resolved will count against your "deductible"
, in this case diminishing your coverage by the number of months it takes to wind you way through all these specialists and treatment facilities until your total coverage, called a "Warranty"
are up. Usually 12 to 24 months. Also, be aware that the entire time you are working toward a successful resolution of problems found during the "Physical"
you will be required to continue to pay your "Insurance Premiums"
, called "Loan Payments"
and "Loan Interest"
even though you are getting no use of your insurance.
At this point, the Amnesia is untreatable. Temporary relief from symptoms at this point may be obtained by the periodic use of "transfusions"
in the form of little prescriptions called "Treasury Notes"
, or "Personal Checks"
, or perhaps a higher tech prescription called a "Credit Card"
The correct solution to this entire problem is to practice "Preventive Medicine"
whereby the patient, in this case called a "Coach"
receives a comprehensive "physical"
, called a "PDI"
, conducted by the patients possible "InLaws"
, often called the "Perspective Owners"
sometimes with the assistance of an outside specialist called a "RV Inspector"
to ensure that no additional prescriptions are necessary prior to consummating the intended marriage of all parties, often called the "Closing"
, at which time the "Dowry"
is paid to the brides parents, who are often referred to as "the Dealership"
. Then the new family (hopefully) lives happily ever after!