I have been following the problems with Salmon not being able to spawn due to power damns near Grant's pass. While doing my research I cam across this story.
Eugene Register Guard Nov. 2,2008
May name is Sammy Sam-on. I am an Investigative reporter and spent 3 months writing this story. I first heard about the shortage os Salmon from my friend who woks the fish counter at Safeway. The more I examined the situation the more I realized this was a conspiracy. Every supermarket I went to was out of salmon and kept offering me carp or mackeral as a substitute! YUK. I could not imagine why none of the supermarkets had my favorite fish. One fish monger suggested I contact Green Peace or PETA. There I discovered my first clues. GreenPeace had this big poster with a woman displaying a big smile. She had this huge box in her arms with, you guessed it, salmon ! A closer look at the poster revealed a vanity plate on her car " MONACO MM"
Yup, our very own Monaca Momma has been buying up all the salmon. Green Peace has a reward if you turn her in. PETA is offering money as well, but it is dead or alive!! The Green Peace spokesperson was babbling something about a troll. Keep checking my column for further news on this subject. She has disappeared and no one seems to know where she has gone!!!
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