Motorhome owner profile

[OrngTrillium]

Ok experienced motorhome owners how long into ownership before a new owner starts developing these traits? Do they happen all at once? Do they just sort of pop out of you one at a time? How many will I develop before I get accepted as a motorhomist?

[al2ride]

Originally Posted by DSL417

Those answers smell - I'll bet those sunglasses are USAF issue aviators and were cheap to you!

LOL. You walk into a bar. How do you know who is a pilot? He'll tell you before asking!

[wildmandmc]

i got 4. altho the dw wants a little white dog. so long story short, im 4 she is trying to make me a 5. lol

[Hikerdogs]

Originally Posted by ramblinboy

Tongue in cheek profile of a motorhome owner:

Has a beard
Smells of smoke or bacon
Drove a truck for a living
Owns a jumpsuit
Has a little white dog (LWD)
Knows the difference between a coach and a rig
Has special shoes for dumping tanks
Owns several sizes of channel locks
Never loses cheap sunglasses
Can change oil in the rain
Carries large pieces of cardboard and carpet remnants
Has applied Saran Wrap to exterior coach mirrors

A real RV'er won't fit into a jumpsuit, and only wears shoes when he goes to church

[Modela]

Has a beard - Yep
Smells of smoke or bacon - Got that right
Drove a truck for a living - Yep and retired from the Army
Owns a jumpsuit - Got it some where
Has a little white dog (LWD - Black and white
Knows the difference between a coach and a rig - Yep A rig bends in the middle
Has special shoes for dumping tanks - Nope Too old to run
Owns several sizes of channel locks - and a left hand monkey wrench
Never loses cheap sunglasses - Right, just put them up and forget where I put them
Can change oil in the rain - and wash it at the same time
Carries large pieces of cardboard and carpet remnants - Got to have something to lay on to change the oil in the rain.
Has applied Saran Wrap to exterior coach mirrors - Never did this but I will