Tongue in cheek profile of a motorhome owner:
Has a beard
Smells of smoke or bacon
Drove a truck for a living
Owns a jumpsuit
Has a little white dog (LWD)
Knows the difference between a coach and a rig
Has special shoes for dumping tanks
Owns several sizes of channel locks
Never loses cheap sunglasses
Can change oil in the rain
Carries large pieces of cardboard and carpet remnants
Has applied Saran Wrap to exterior coach mirrors