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A Blind Cowboy:
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake......
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice , the woman next to him says, before you tell that joke cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde with a "Billy Club".
3 I'm 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The woman to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ......Do still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, No.....Not if I have to explain it five times...........
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