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12-04-2017, 07:15 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Upstate New York
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a couple to start the week off right ......
Two cannibals meet one day...The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"The reply, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around their waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.""Ah, Ha!" the second cannibal replies, "No wonder--those are fryers!
and then .....
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"
"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in my entire career".
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2011 Ford F250 6.7 Lariat CCLB, Gone but not forgotten
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12-04-2017, 07:20 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2017
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The mechanics test is a good one.
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2017 Discovery 40E Freightliner Cummins 380hp
2017 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited
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12-04-2017, 08:14 AM
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Monaco Owners Club
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Location: Columbus, MS
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Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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12-04-2017, 08:30 AM
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12-04-2017, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Graceville, Fl
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Good ones, especially the Mechanic's one
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12-04-2017, 09:05 PM
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Newmar Owners Club
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Tony & Ruth........... FMCA#F416727
2016 London Aire 4519, Freightliner chassis, Cummins ISX, 2018 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, Blue Ox Avail with AF1. TST 507 TPMS
No amount of money can buy you an extra second of time.
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12-06-2017, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North America somewhere
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Micro-mechanics!
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2000 Winnebago Ultimate Freedom USQ40JD , ISC 8.3 Cummins 350, Spartan MM Chassis. USA IN 1SG 11B5MX,Infantry retired;Good Sam Life member,FMCA. " My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy
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12-06-2017, 09:07 PM
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Senior Member
Country Coach Owners Club Solo Rvers Club iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Vancouver, WA
Posts: 37,725
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Yep, I've seen the car one before, but not the fryer's.
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