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A String Walks Into Bar...
A string walks into a bar, takes a seat and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry sir you'll have to leave. We don't serve string here." After a bit of an argument, the string angrily jumps off the barstool trips falls, gets all twisted up heads for the door trips, falls again, fraying his ends. When he gets outside he's all tied up, dirty and upset. He thinks to himself, "Who does that bartenders think he is anyway? He can't talk to me like that. This is a free country," and storms back in the bar. Determined, he jumps up on the bar stool and demands a drink. The bartender says, "Wait a minute, aren't you the string I threw out of here a few minutes ago?" To which the string replied, "No sir. I'm a frayed knot."
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Rick & Kathy
2014 Econ 16RB
2013 Nissan Titan Crew Cab
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