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Old 01-18-2020, 08:52 AM   #1
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Adam & Eve

If Adam and Eve had been Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved all of us a lot of trouble!
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The Creation of Eve

God creates Adam on the sixth day. After a few weeks, he checks up on His creation. He sees Adam, dejected and sad.

"What is wrong, my son?", says God.

"Well," said Adam, "The Garden of Eden is beautiful, and I want for nothing. And yet.... I am lonely and sad."

"Don't be sad, my child. I have just the creation for you. It is named Eve, something known as "woman". She will wash and cook for you, have mind-blowing sex whenever you want, and will take good care of you with the utmost patience, sweetness, and forbearance. I am sure you will be truly happy then."

Adam, no babe in the woods, says, "That sounds quite nice. But...what is the catch?"

"It will cost you your right arm and your right leg," answered God.

"That's a bit much." said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
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That brings up a old play on Adam&Eve....

The narrative goes god took a rib from Adam and gave it to Eve...As in all things time goes on only to learn the translation was not quite correct. It turns out God took part of a man's brain and gave it to Eve. Since that correction it became quite apparent as to some of the discourse that occasionally occurs between us..That being for 2000 yrs Man has been trying to talk that part of the brain and in the meantime women have been trying to use it.

Recently i was informed that was only a half truth, smiles i looked at the better half and stated care to explain that a bit. She just smiled and responded with a grin that made me a bit uneasy. She asked have you ever wondered why i know when your up to something...when your so quiet or you think you have pulled one over on me or when something is wrong?...With a puzzled look simply said what??? At that point she told remember you only have half a brain...i have the other half plus mine...or have you forgotten already..
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