The Creation of Eve
God creates Adam on the sixth day. After a few weeks, he checks up on His creation. He sees Adam, dejected and sad.
"What is wrong, my son?", says God.
"Well," said Adam, "The Garden of Eden is beautiful, and I want for nothing. And yet.... I am lonely and sad."
"Don't be sad, my child. I have just the creation for you. It is named Eve, something known as "woman". She will wash and cook for you, have mind-blowing sex whenever you want, and will take good care of you with the utmost patience, sweetness, and forbearance. I am sure you will be truly happy then."
Adam, no babe in the woods, says, "That sounds quite nice. But...what is the catch?"
"It will cost you your right arm and your right leg," answered God.
"That's a bit much." said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"