An old blind cowboy walks into an all-girl biker bar

[pumper9x9]

An old, blind cowboy taps his cane into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. The woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know fan important thing about each of the five women near you:

1. The bartender is a blond girl who’s holding a baseball bat
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a Billy-club.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4 The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?”

The blind cowboy shakes his head and mutters, “Not if I have to explain it five times!!”

[MSHappyCampers]

[Craig1960]

lol

[Old Scout]

Older gentleman comes into his local bar to have a drink....after sitting awhile he sees an attractive young woman sitting at the end of bar....thinking he would try out his best pick up line, he approaches the woman and asks: "So, how often do I come here?" Don't know about you, but this sounds more like me everyday [smile]….

[Rickinnocal]

An up-and-coming singer once agreed to do a Christmas show at the local old folks home.

After the show he was walking around greeting the residents. One old lady seemed very unimpressed, so he asked her "Do you know who I am?"

"No," she replied, "but one of the nurses can probably tell you."

Richard