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09-08-2014, 08:06 AM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
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Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,794
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And that's when the fight started...#4
The Mis-informed Wife
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and
she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at
a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after
we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober
since."
"My World!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?"
And that's when the fight started....
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Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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09-08-2014, 08:41 AM
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#2
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
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As the wife would say "Ooo! you're bad", to which I respond, "...but I'm good at it", but the fight did not start until I introduced her by her clan or tribal name, Three Horses. Nag, Nag, Nag! Only then was I in deep trouble.
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09-08-2014, 08:48 AM
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#3
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
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Location: Columbus, MS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mustang652
As the wife would say "Ooo! you're bad", to which I respond, "...but I'm good at it", but the fight did not start until I introduced her by her clan or tribal name, Three Horses. Nag, Nag, Nag! Only then was I in deep trouble.
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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09-08-2014, 11:39 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2014
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We don't argue much but the last time was when she asked me what was on the TV? I said looks like dust to me...
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09-08-2014, 12:27 PM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheriff1
We don't argue much but the last time was when she asked me what was on the TV? I said looks like dust to me...
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Where are you sleeping now? 
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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09-08-2014, 06:54 PM
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Junior Member
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You're right! DWs can be terribly unforgiving ! A friend of mine pointed that out by asking " if you lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car for say 5 minutes, which one will be happy to see you when you let them out"
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09-08-2014, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: 7S5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mustang652
As the wife would say "Ooo! you're bad", to which I respond, "...but I'm good at it", but the fight did not start until I introduced her by her clan or tribal name, Three Horses. Nag, Nag, Nag! Only then was I in deep trouble.
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I always introduce my wife as my "trophy wife" Haven't had an argument (at least about THAT) yet!!!! 
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09-08-2014, 09:32 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: LaBarque Creek, MO
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Quote:
Originally Posted by road dogs
I always introduce my wife as my "trophy wife" Haven't had an argument (at least about THAT) yet!!!! |
One of the best lines I've ever heard was from an old "Everybody Loves Raymond", Marie is telling someone that she "...was Frank's trophy wife." Frank turns around and says, "Trophy wife! What contest from hell did I win?"
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