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JC2 · 04-23-2007, 04:53 AM

The Rabbit and the Blonde
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>> >
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>> > A man is driving along a highway
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>> > and sees a rabbit jump out
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>> > across the middle of the road.
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>> > He swerves to avoid hitting it,
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>> > but unfortunately
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>> > the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
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>> > The driver,
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>> > a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
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>> > pulls over and gets out to see
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>> > what has become of the rabbit.
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>> > Much to his dismay,
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>> > the rabbit is dead.
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>> > The driver feels so awful
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>> > that he begins to cry.
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>> > A beautiful blonde woman
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>> > driving down the highway
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>> > sees a man crying on the
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>> > side of the road
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>> > and pulls over.
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>> > She steps out of the car
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>> > and asks the man what's wrong.
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>> > "I feel terrible," !
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>> > he explains,
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>> > "I accidentally hit this rabbit
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>> > and killed it."
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>> > The blonde says,
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>> > "Don't worry."
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>> > She runs to her car
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>> > and pulls out a spray can.
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>> > She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
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>> > bends down,
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>> > and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
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>> > The rabbit jumps up,
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>> > waves its paw at the two of them
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>> > and hops off down the road.
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>> > Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
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>> > turns around and waves again,
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>> > he hops down the road another 10 feet,
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>> > turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
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>> > turns and waves,
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>> > and repeats this again and again and again,
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>> > until he hops out of sight.
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>> > The man is astonished.
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>> > He runs over to the woman and demands,
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>> > "What is in that can?
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>> > What did you spray on that rabbit?"
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>> > The woman turns the can around
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>> > so that the man can read the label.
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>> > It says..
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>> > (Are you ready for this?)
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>> >
>> >
>> > (Are you sure?)
>> >
>> > (This is bad!)
>> >
>> > (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
>> >
>> > (You know you could just click off
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>> > and not read the punch line....)
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>> > (You can still delete it)
>> >
>> > (You know you're gonna be sorry)
>> >
>> > (Last chance)
>> >
>> > (OK, here it is)
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>> > It says,
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>> > "Hair Spray -
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>> > Restores life to dead hair,
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>> > and adds permanent wave."

JC2 · 04-23-2007, 04:53 AM

The Rabbit and the Blonde
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > A man is driving along a highway
>> >
>> > and sees a rabbit jump out
>> >
>> > across the middle of the road.
>> >
>> > He swerves to avoid hitting it,
>> >
>> > but unfortunately
>> >
>> > the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
>> >
>> > The driver,
>> >
>> > a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
>> >
>> > pulls over and gets out to see
>> >
>> > what has become of the rabbit.
>> >
>> > Much to his dismay,
>> >
>> > the rabbit is dead.
>> >
>> > The driver feels so awful
>> >
>> > that he begins to cry.
>> >
>> > A beautiful blonde woman
>> >
>> > driving down the highway
>> >
>> > sees a man crying on the
>> >
>> > side of the road
>> >
>> > and pulls over.
>> >
>> > She steps out of the car
>> >
>> > and asks the man what's wrong.
>> >
>> > "I feel terrible," !
>> >
>> > he explains,
>> >
>> > "I accidentally hit this rabbit
>> >
>> > and killed it."
>> >
>> > The blonde says,
>> >
>> > "Don't worry."
>> >
>> > She runs to her car
>> >
>> > and pulls out a spray can.
>> >
>> > She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
>> >
>> > bends down,
>> >
>> > and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
>> >
>> > The rabbit jumps up,
>> >
>> > waves its paw at the two of them
>> >
>> > and hops off down the road.
>> >
>> > Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
>> >
>> > turns around and waves again,
>> >
>> > he hops down the road another 10 feet,
>> >
>> > turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
>> >
>> > turns and waves,
>> >
>> > and repeats this again and again and again,
>> >
>> > until he hops out of sight.
>> >
>> > The man is astonished.
>> >
>> > He runs over to the woman and demands,
>> >
>> > "What is in that can?
>> >
>> > What did you spray on that rabbit?"
>> >
>> > The woman turns the can around
>> >
>> > so that the man can read the label.
>> >
>> > It says..
>> >
>> > (Are you ready for this?)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (Are you sure?)
>> >
>> > (This is bad!)
>> >
>> > (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
>> >
>> > (You know you could just click off
>> >
>> > and not read the punch line....)
>> >
>> > (You can still delete it)
>> >
>> > (You know you're gonna be sorry)
>> >
>> > (Last chance)
>> >
>> > (OK, here it is)
>> >
>> > It says,
>> >
>> > "Hair Spray -
>> >
>> > Restores life to dead hair,
>> >
>> > and adds permanent wave."