Andy Lander’s Advice for Men: Borrowed from HVPOA

[rgvtexan]

Dear Andy: My wife did something wrong the
other day, and I pointed it out to her. This led to a
big argument. Was I wrong to do that?

Andy here: Yes you were, and I speak from
experience. I once told my wife she should learn
to embrace her mistakes. So, she gave me a hug.


Dear Andy: I just received our credit card
statement and was astonished at how much
money my wife spent over the Holidays. Should I
take her cards away before she maxes them out?

Andy here: You could, but then you best
sleep with one eye open! As for my wife’s credit
card spending, I long time ago conceded that she
doesn’t see it as a credit LIMIT, but more like a
GOAL.


Dear Andy: My wife says I drink too much
beer. I don’t think so, but then I started
wondering: how much beer does the average
guy drink in a week?

Andy here: You’re probably asking the wrong
guy, because I might have a slight drinking
problem myself. At breakfast this morning, my
wife asked me to toast some bread for her. I
raised my beer and said, “Here’s to bread!”

[MSHappyCampers]

[garmp]

And here's to bread!!!