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Old 01-02-2017, 06:20 AM   #1
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At the dealership

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply." Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there."

And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model. "The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man..."There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price...." "See you later, Dad, Happy Father's day.
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Old 01-02-2017, 07:20 PM   #4
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Thats a good one!!
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Ha ha, wonder if that works when buying a new coach? Ha ha, at the least, it would be worth hiring a hot model......ha ha....wait a minute.......hmmmm...... (!)
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funny....so true
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