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01-02-2017, 06:20 AM
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Location: Smithton, IL
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At the dealership
A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply." Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there."
And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model. "The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man..."There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price...." "See you later, Dad, Happy Father's day.
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2019 Dutch Star 4363 Freightliner
2020 Lincoln Nautilus
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01-02-2017, 08:27 AM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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01-02-2017, 07:15 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Graceville, Fl
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Every Meal is a Picnic and every Day a Holiday
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01-02-2017, 07:20 PM
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club American Coach Owners Club
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Wyoming, Delaware
Posts: 375
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Pretty good!
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01-02-2017, 07:29 PM
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Senior Member
Foretravel Owners Club
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Home is Where WE PARK IT...
Posts: 6,007
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Senior's Rule!
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'02 Foretravel... "This Shack will do"
being pushed by an '06 Scion xB
SKP's of Box Elder, South Dakota
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01-02-2017, 08:35 PM
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Community Moderator
Newmar Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
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Tony & Ruth........... FMCA#F416727
2016 London Aire 4519, Freightliner chassis, Cummins ISX, 2018 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, Blue Ox Avail with AF1. TST 507 TPMS
No amount of money can buy you an extra second of time.
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01-02-2017, 08:40 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Vintage RV Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: anywhere U.S.A, Currently back home in Thailand!
Posts: 4,245
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Retired, and "Always on Holiday!"
1996 Monaco Windsor 38PB, "Mona" 275 HP., 8.3 Cummins, 3060 Allison 6 speed, 2001 PT Cruiser, "Bailey"
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01-02-2017, 08:57 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Holiday Rambler Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: SE MI
Posts: 759
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Great one.
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03 36PBD Monaco Neptune 'The Beast'
18 Focus
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01-02-2017, 09:04 PM
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2014
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Ha ha, wonder if that works when buying a new coach? Ha ha, at the least, it would be worth hiring a hot model......ha ha....wait a minute.......hmmmm...... (!)
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2014 Itasca Ellipse 42QD, Freightliner Maxum, 450HP Cummins ISL, 3000 Allison, Roadmaster Nighthawk II, 2011 Lincoln MKX.
2012 Newmar Canyon Star (first coach) FMCA F428511.
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01-02-2017, 09:45 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2016
Posts: 1,454
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funny....so true
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01-03-2017, 05:06 AM
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Senior Member
Outdoors RV Owners Club
Join Date: Oct 2016
Posts: 1,804
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Quote:
Originally Posted by saddlesore
Senior's Rule!
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...and I thought it was long legged,busty blondes?
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2018 ORV 24KTS 30,000+miles
2017 Ford 3.5 TwinTurbo w/MaxTow
640 Watts solar/600 Ahr
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01-03-2017, 09:09 AM
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Senior Member
Damon Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 24,024
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Don't mess with the old folks for they did not get old by being stupid.
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