Be careful how you explain things.

[mick]

Moderator, hope this is ok, if not simply delete. Posted for entertainment only !!!

What Is Couple Sex?





An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was

working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a

question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to

tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking

at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,

"Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

[offshore]

I'll have to remember that one.

[JohnBoyToo]

Ha - Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with a 5 and 9 yr old set running around us --- whew - have to remember that last question FIRST !