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KP2X · 02-28-2011, 09:18 AM

great joke ...

wa8yxm · 02-28-2011, 11:49 AM

I like the one about the parrot.. You see the white house (Clinton's) had a parrot.. and while they were on vacation it died, The caretaker tried and tried to find a replacement and finally he did.. He found one that was a virtual twin to the original.. The store keeper told him however he did not want that bird.. You see, it's prior owner ran a house of ill-repute (Prostitution)

But they took the bird anyway.

Well the first family came home and Hillary walked in

"Arrwak" (Said the bird) "Too Old"

Then Chelsey came in:

"Arrwak" (again) "Too young"

Then the President came in:

"Arrwak.... Hello Bill"

Midniteoyl · 02-28-2011, 12:03 PM

Haha... that was funny. Over sensitive party poopers not withstanding..

danf7 · 02-28-2011, 03:08 PM

I liked Clinton ( and still do

) and I think that was funny! Sometimes we take ourselves too seriously. I don't believe in putting down someone because of their political stance or anything else. That being said, somethings are just funny!

Bob/Becky D - VA · 02-28-2011, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danf7

I liked Clinton ( and still do

) and I think that was funny! Sometimes we take ourselves too seriously. I don't believe in putting down someone because of their political stance or anything else. That being said, somethings are just funny!

Truth be told, I like Clinton too. We share the same birthday, although he's a year younger. That said, I still believe a joke is just that and I've seen him and a lot of others vilified by Letterman (who supports him) and many others. Nothing personal or political about this JOKE. I certainly did not attack his politics or his Presidency.......

Everyone have a great day and smile if you can.....seems theres so little to smile about lately.

Bob

Dick Noble · 02-28-2011, 07:02 PM

George W. Bush was asked to write an autobiography and he said "I don't know that much about cars."

GW died and went to heaven where he couldn't figure out how to address God - "um, maybe Mr. God? no thats not it, er Lord? no not it either. God said to him "Allah".

Geo. W gets a call and God said "George, its the end of days - time to wrap it all up." GW said that's OK, he is ready. God replys "The problem is, I'm calling from Salt Lake City."