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break ins
A guys hears a commotion in his garage late at night, he looks out and sees someone breaking in. He call the police and shouts “ please hurry, someone is breaking into my garage!
The officer says, your in your house? Guy says yes. Officer says just lock the door and we’ll be there in a bit, right now we don’t have any men. The guy hangs up then in a couple of minutes phones the cops back. “you don’t have to come anymore, I shot the mother*****s. Two minutes later there’s cop cars and cops everywhere.
They end up arresting the thieves.
Cop says to the guy “ I thought you said you shot the guys?”
Guy says, “I thought you said you didn’t have any men!
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