Can't get to heaven

[Straatc]

Three couples died and went to heaven. The first husband asked St. Peter if they could enter. St. Peter replied no. He told him that all they cared about their whole lives was booze. Booze...booze...booze. And he even married a woman named cheri.

The second husband stepped up and asked if they could enter. St. Peter replied no. All they cared about was money. Money...money...money. and you even married a woman named Penny.

The third couple overheard what happened to the first two couples. The husband turned to his wife and said "Come on Fannie, we might as well leave".

[artman1913]

Fanny

1. vulgar, British
the female genitals
2. mainly US and Canadian
the buttocks