Church bulletin bloopers

[MSHappyCampers]

These sentences (with bloopers) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

• The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

• The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

[GuyG]

Haha. Funny. Thanks for sharing. I needed that.

[Old-Biscuit]

Having grown up in Church I have had more than one good chuckle at the 'bloopers'
Biggest problem would be when I laughed out loud during the service.
That usually was followed by a whack from Mom and a glare from Dad
The glare was worst then the whack

[Mudfrog]

MSHappyCampers, Thanks for sharing! Third one got a giggle out of the two of us.



Not a blooper but this one always makes me smile when I see it.

A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell.